How to be a Procrastinator.

Put off your homework one hour for every hour you have to work on. Tie your shoe. Take a nap.

Clean your room. Do your nails. Go on Facebook just to check it then end up staying online for two+ hours. Make a snack. Doodle.

Watche the season premiere of your favorite show. Go grocery shopping Ask your parents if they need help with anything around the house. Make up jokes. Don’t think about it in hopes it will go away. Do at least half of it before you take your ninth break.

Make sure your plants aren’t withering in Farmville. Check your email. Download music. Write your best friend a seven page letter. Do laundry.

Text your friends. Get too tired to fini..